Sparrowheart: Welcome, listeners, to Dog Court, where we judge these dogs' crimes before the law.
Skystripe: Thank you, Your Honor. I'm here today representing the cats of Twolegplace, who claim that the proper legal action has not been taken regarding the stray dogs harassing them and their neighbors.
Sparrowheart: Well, luckily for you, there's new legislation that directly pins the legal blame on the dogs for running around and attacking cats, let's just see here...