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5.06: Sunrise & Hollyleaf's Story
Sparrowheart: Welcome, listeners, to Dog Court, where we judge these dogs' crimes before the law.Skystripe: Thank you, Your Honor. I'm here today representing the cats...
5.05: Long Shadows
Skystripe: I think I deserve a lot of credit on this episode.Sparrowheart: Oh yeah? How so?Skystripe: I didn't make any unsavory jokes about Jaypaw "entering" or "comi...
5.04: SkyClan and the Stranger & Eclipse
Skystripe: You know, I thought about making another Twilight joke.Sparrowheart: And why didn't you?Skystripe: Well, if there was a third Warriors book with the same ti...
5.03: Outcast
Skystripe: I feel like a book like this just...Sparrowheart: We're making the most of it.Skystripe: We are! Let's just think about peepaw.Sparrowheart: He's back!A sho...
5.02: Dark River
Sparrowheart: This arc really lets the cats get messy.Skystripe: And if there's one thing we love...Sparrowheart: ...It's MESS!A show about Warrior Cats, hosted by Sco...
5.01: The Sight
Skystripe: Vineboom could theoretically be a warrior cat name.Sparrowheart: Oh no, we can't go down this road right now.Skystripe: Just Jaypaw's nosy ass but turned up...
4.08: Leafpool's Wish & After Sunset
Skystripe: I'm so excited for the next season!Sparrowheart: Shouldn't we focus on this episode instead?Skystripe: I mean, sure, but this episode is exactly why I'm so ...
4.07: Graystripe's Adventure
Skystripe: And now introducing, ThunderClan's most eligible bachelor... Graystripe!Sparrowheart: She-cats, this guy has it all! Destiny, adventure, vows, trauma...Skys...
4.06: Sunset
Sparrowheart: Pour one out for Hawkfrost...An impeccable villain. Gone but not forgotten.Skystripe: Well...Not really gone, either.Sparrowheart: Oh, you mean how his s...
4.05: Twilight
Skystripe: Fuckboy Ashfur is such a fun version of Ashfur.Sparrowheart: So messy.Skystripe: And as evidenced by the fact that we are on the fourth season of this... we...
4.04: Starlight & Winds of Change
Skystripe: I think we get funnier as things get more off the rails in these books.Sparrowheart: You think so?Skystripe: I mean, you do mention "kin lists" today.Sparro...
4.03: Dawn
Skystripe: I'm no geologist, but I've seen rocks before.Sparrowheart: Yep. And I've seen cats before.Skystripe: Huge if true. I need the dimensions for my 1 to 1 scale...
4.02: Moonrise
Skystripe: StarClan will say they were really good friends.Sparrowheart: The best of friends even.Skystripe: Bosom buddies.Sparrowheart: Gal pals.Skystripe: Lesbians, ...
4.01: Midnight
Skystripe: Whew, now that our prophecy is out of the way, we finally have some time to just... chill.Sparrowheart: Wait, Skystripe, didn't you hear?Skystripe: Hear wha...
3.10: Ravenpaw's Path & SkyClan's Destiny
Sparrowheart: Even if sometimes we have differing opinions...Skystripe: Like what makes the ideal salad...Sparrowheart: Or Ravenpaw getting a warrior name...Skystripe:...
3.09: A Thief in ThunderClan & Firestar's Quest
Skystripe: I mean, here's the thing. Are vampire moles really that out of the question for this series?Sparrowheart: At this point in canon, probably. Later, however.....
3.08: Blackfoot's Reckoning, Tigerstar and Sasha 3, A Shadow in RiverClan
Sparrowheart: Confronting your mistakes is difficult!Skystripe: I wouldn't know, I've never made a mistake.Sparrowheart: ... sure...A show about Warrior Cats, hosted b...
3.07: The Darkest Hour
Sparrowheart: Welcome to our newest segment of the show - the Brackenfur corner!Skystripe: Wait, you didn't warn me about this-Sparrowheart: Our first portion of the s...
3.06: Leopardstar's Honor
Skystripe: Some complicated feelings on this one.Sparrowheart: For sure.Skystripe: So instead, we're gonna play 'Warrior Cats Smash or Pass'Sparrowheart: Pass.Skystrip...
3.05: A Dangerous Path
Skystripe: There's so many things to say about this book!Sparrowheart: Yeah, but I think Crowsong says it best, right?this book is fuckin crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
3.04: Rising Storm, Tigerstar and Sasha 1 & 2
Skystripe: Episodes like this make me wish we had a visual element to our podcast.Sparrowheart: I mean, that would just be a video essay, wouldn't it?Skystripe: I don'...
3.03: Forest of Secrets, Tigerclaw's Fury, The Elder's Concern
Skystripe: Today, we waste our time.Sparrowheart: I mean, it's only five minutes, but yeah, I agree.Skystripe: Do you know how many things can be done in five minutes?...
3.02: Fire and Ice
Skystripe: Y'know, going back over this, I think maybe I could call Graystripe my failson.Sparrowheart: Probably.Skystripe: I mean, we do call him a "dumb bisexual idi...
3.01: Into The Wild
Skystripe: It's finally Into the Wild time...Crowsong: Yes... Finally here...Sparrowheart: Into the Wild...Hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and prod...
2.09: The Warrior Code, Spottedleaf's Heart, Redtail's Debt & A Fear of Fire
Skystripe: Oh man, we're almost to The Prophecies Begin! Sparrowheart: I'm SO excited!Skystripe: Yeah! What are you most excited for? I can't wait to see some of these...
2.08: Bluestar's Prophecy & Rise of Scourge
Skystripe: I wasn't born nonbinary, you know?Sparrowheart: I'm... what?Skystripe: Yeah, the Erins Hunter just couldn't keep my lore correct, so my gender changes from ...
2.07: Yellowfang's Secret & Exile from ShadowClan
Skystripe: I'm so glad to have spread the idea of "shipping them but only as a divorced couple."Sparrowheart: Do you have any other examples?Skystripe: ...you don't wa...
2.06: Crookedstar's Promise
Skystripe: I think if I was given a warrior name about my most noticeable physical ailment, it would be Shortbreath.Sparrowheart: I don't think this is a good game to ...
2.05: Tallstar's Revenge
Skystripe: These cats... are gay.Sparrowheart: These cats are gay.Hosted by Scout Wilkinson and Jillian Zaski, edited and produced by AJ Fillari.Find us on the interne...
2.04: Goosefeather's Curse & Pinestar's Choice
Skystripe: This episode has everything!Sparrowheart: Child doctors...Skystripe: Cat Jesus....Sparrowheart: Children with bad vibes...Skystripe: Bisexual himbos...Hoste...
